Sunday, January 29, 2006

Wanted..................... ( Desperately)

What: An Ironing Machine.

Why: To iron out the differences on the fabric of humanity.

Please respond with eligible accessories/ideas ASAP.

Serious sellers/thinkers only please.

Earth Inc. is ready to pay any price for anything that stands good for the purpose.

P.S: In the meanwhile take care that fabric doesn't get ruffled / wrinkled too much around you.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Lyrics and Wisdom

What happens when software starts speaking in Bollywood isthyle?

Google's software singing to its search robots --> Maine Dil se Kahaan Dhoond laa naa Khushi!!!

Software redolent with unfreed memory and pointers --> Judaa hoke bhi tu mujhme kahi baaki hai!!!

A dangling pointer's soliloquy --> "Awaara hoon.. ya gardish main hoon aasman ka taara hoon.. Awara hoon..."

Monday, January 23, 2006

If only

If only I could paint the sky's canvas with them so you see them,
If only I could blend them in the cool breeze so you feel them,
My memories...
If only words were enough and all the tools didnt falter...
If only hustle of the flowing stream brought them to your ears..
My memories...
If only you could see them, through my eyes... my memories.

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Endeavour

is the word I like most!

and whats yours?

Saturday, January 07, 2006

Panacea...... over the phone?

Do you have problems.. in personal front, job or love life ?

Do you see them increase day by day ?

Do you think your progress is stymied by Black Magic and evil spirits ?

Then call Mr. Panacea Baba at 777-777-7777 now and your problems will be solved in 1 week and all evil spirits will be removed in 24hrs flat!!!!!!!!!

Hmmm.. interesting isn't it ?

Yes, this is what I hear day after day in the idiot box, while sitting in one of the most developed societies under the sky. I really dont know whether this kind of panacea-baba's do get any calls at all ? But if they do.. I think thats really really bad.

How in the holy world does anyone think that a person can solve all your problems in 7 days!! This is plainly ridiculous and about the evil spirits the less said the better.

So, my main point highlighting this issue is that life comes with its own challenges and travails, which each individual needs to meticulously work through sometimes alone and sometimes with help of his friends and loved ones... but there are no shortcuts here.

Yeah, you could muster some help from good people, they could boost your efforts, fill you with all the good energy and get you "challenge-ready". But these panacea-baba's are just milking your frustrations.. thats what I feel.

Next time you feel to pick the phone and call them... I suggest
1. Talk to your near and dear - friends and family
2. Pray
3. Read some great self help books by Norman Vincent Peale

You should feel better and be ready to face life ..... Head on!

God Bless you this new year...!!